Graph Geek Gifts

"I'll pause for a moment so you can let this information sink in."

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'We're beginning to see some positive patters in the emerging data.'

SUV's Off A Gas-Price Cliff

Around here it got a little tricky...

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

"Not only are you a lazy cow, we have a graph to prove you're getting lazier!"

A consumer guide to cheese.

Scatter Graph

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

'What do you mean, the chart resembles an iceberg?'

"For an up to date picture, I suggest we reconvene under the table."

Man watches sales chart drop through the floor.

"Here comes Paul. Maybe he can help us turn things around."

"Students better understand the pie chart concept when I display it like this."

Graph to find your IQ

Our body parts

'If nothing else, it cured my hiccups.'

Sales.

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'

"They're from a vanity chartmaker."

"I'm bored."

Exchange Fund

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."