Graph Geeks Gifts

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"It's hard to manage a staff meeting in a company whose employees all have laser pointers."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

ACME Balloon Company.

The High Line at Giza

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

Let's Celebrate

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

'Now this is my kind of green!'