Graphology Geek Gifts

'I've got my handwriting back from the graphologist - she says I'm shoddy, untidy, and cack-handed - it's uncanny!'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

The High Line at Giza

"He gets easily abstracted."

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

'Brains...brains...brains...'

Mount Rushmore Down Under

Sales.

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

Around here it got a little tricky...

Be open to help.

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

Athens Playhouse. Euclid is rehearsing a play he wrote about lust, money and lies. Investment Sales Office. Don't be obtuse! Face each other from this angle! He's a tough director. It's surprising that Euclid, the father of geometry, wrote about passion, money and deceit. I thought so too, until I read the script. It's a story about a pyramid scheme and a love triangle!

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

Man watches sales chart drop through the floor.

'What do you mean, the chart resembles an iceberg?'

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.