Line Graph Aficionado Gifts

"Hmm.... now I hadn't noticed THAT before..."

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Instructional guide to scribbling

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

'Brains...brains...brains...'

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

Prisoner still life painting.

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

Line on graph goes right through floor.

Consumption Graph.

Economic Prosperity

'Just interrupt me if you have a question.'

Motivational tip #731: Appeal to their sense of entitlement.

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

Turning a business graph around to get a positive reading.

'Fortunately, the sales department did not receive this sales projection report.'

"The arc of the moral universe."

"And this slide represents what our sales growth would look like if we hadn't screwed it up so bad."

'Our economic forecasts are based on a complicated mathematical formula.' (Hope/Experience).

'Okay, here's an abandoned storage locker with some random data that may or may not be useful. We'll start the bidding at $50...'

"There's a lot of volatility in the market right now. It's a really exciting time to be in graphs."

Giacomo Meyerbeer.

Art Guidelines

"Regarding my art collection, I know what I like."

Sugestshun Box: Spelling test.

'It was love at first sight!'

"That would look really good in my office."

'Clemmons, it makes me very uneasy when you practice your visualizing techniques at my desk...'

'They're not the exam results, headmaster. They're the truancy figures.'