Charts And Graphs Lover Gifts

'Our economic forecasts are based on a complicated mathematical formula.' (Hope/Experience).

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

Business is off the chart.

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

Soaring Profits

Expenses/Income. "Our only problem is working out how to switch these."

'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.'

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

Gloat

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

A guide to seasons in the North East

Out.

'Brains...brains...brains...'

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"