Charts And Graphs Geek Gifts

Goose Flowchart

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

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Sales.

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

Around here it got a little tricky...

Pie Charts, Inc.

'What do you mean, the chart resembles an iceberg?'

Man watches sales chart drop through the floor.

'A temporary solution would be to white out this part of the chart.'

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'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'

Graph to find your IQ

"It's hard to manage a staff meeting in a company whose employees all have laser pointers."

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

"For an up to date picture, I suggest we reconvene under the table."

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

"You additional graphics are totally unnecessary, Phelps."

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

"Now at this point reality intruded."

'Here, here and here the copier was jammed...'

'I don't know what it means in the stock market, but in the medical profession it means you're dead!'

'And this is the day we put too much coffee in the cappuccino machine.'

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

A consumer guide to cheese.

'Nice work. A fluid work force with a minimum of drips.'