Chart Wizard Gifts

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

"Now at this point reality intruded."

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

"You call that a business organizational chart, Hackwood? It looks just like the NCAA basketball sweet sixteen."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

Annual profits,

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

"It's his ego growth chart."

A guide to seasons in the North East

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

Pie Charts, Inc.

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

'The 'free market' economic theory is falling!'

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

Financial chart with frowny and smiley faces.

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

'I don't know what it means in the stock market, but in the medical profession it means you're dead!'

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"Wow! Good news - the line is getting shorter!"

'OK, OK, I get it!! We'll drop bar charts and start using pie charts!'

"How long do you think we'll get away with it?"

'We've always needed an accounting magician.'

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

"The bottom line is that we're going out on our bottoms!"