Chart Wizard Gifts

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

"Now at this point reality intruded."

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

"It's his ego growth chart."

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Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

'The 'free market' economic theory is falling!'

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

Financial chart with frowny and smiley faces.

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

'I don't know what it means in the stock market, but in the medical profession it means you're dead!'

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"How long do you think we'll get away with it?"

"Wow! Good news - the line is getting shorter!"

'OK, OK, I get it!! We'll drop bar charts and start using pie charts!'

Carl's still 51 annoyed at you for saying his opinion was statistically insignificant.

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

'We've always needed an accounting magician.'

"The bottom line is that we're going out on our bottoms!"

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'