Chart Reader Gifts

'I'd like to see us start making a little more of this money, up here.'

Financial chart with frowny and smiley faces.

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

'Stock market volatility never fails to jar Norman out of his complacency.'

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

"The bottom line is that we're going out on our bottoms!"

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Annual profits,

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

"It's his ego growth chart."

A guide to seasons in the North East

'This graph may need some explaining...'

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?"

'Here you are, Simmons!'

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

Pie Charts, Inc.

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

'A temporary solution would be to white out this part of the chart.'

Business Outlook

NHS/Private Eye Care.

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

"Now at this point reality intruded."

'Here, here and here the copier was jammed...'

'I don't know what it means in the stock market, but in the medical profession it means you're dead!'

Sales down - Blood pressure up.