Chart Decipherer Gifts

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

'Here you are, Simmons!'

"Okay, forget the second line. Can you read the first line?"

"And that was just your sudoku chart."

'Ophthalmologist'

'Our shares are so low, they're all ended up in the Florida Keys.'

Cuba Economic Results 2015

"No Jenkins, that's NOT a sales graph - it's my salary increase."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"It's his ego growth chart."

'This graph may need some explaining...'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?"

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

Infographics: the early years.

NHS/Private Eye Care.

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

Financial chart with frowny and smiley faces.

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

Sales down - Blood pressure up.

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

Pie chart of pub conversations

"We're going to play the boss's favorite game - 'pin the blame on the scapegoat.'"

"The bottom line is that we're going out on our bottoms!"

IKEA Book

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

"Buy insulation. . . sell futures."

"I hope this makes it clearer!"

'I'd like to see us start making a little more of this money, up here.'