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'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

'Here you are, Simmons!'

"Okay, forget the second line. Can you read the first line?"

"And that was just your sudoku chart."

'Ophthalmologist'

'Our shares are so low, they're all ended up in the Florida Keys.'

Cuba Economic Results 2015

"No Jenkins, that's NOT a sales graph - it's my salary increase."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"It's his ego growth chart."

'This graph may need some explaining...'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?"

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

NHS/Private Eye Care.

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

Financial chart with frowny and smiley faces.

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

Sales down - Blood pressure up.

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

Pie chart of pub conversations

"The bottom line is that we're going out on our bottoms!"

"We're going to play the boss's favorite game - 'pin the blame on the scapegoat.'"

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"I hope this makes it clearer!"

"Buy insulation. . . sell futures."

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

'I'd like to see us start making a little more of this money, up here.'

"I need the saw again."

'...we were able to hide some rather significant losses.'

"I have no idea what they do, but whatever it is, they're doing less of it."