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'While we appreciate your hard work Eddie, I think we are going to have to go a different direction with this position.'

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

'Here you are, Simmons!'

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

"And that was just your sudoku chart."

"No Jenkins, that's NOT a sales graph - it's my salary increase."

'...just robbing peter to pay paul...what's up with you?'

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

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"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

Why The Ball Is Jumping Out

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

"I hope this makes it clearer!"

Flowcharts.

'...we were able to hide some rather significant losses.'

'Well, I just met the girl of my dreams -- you know, the kind you have when you eat anchovy pizza right before bed.'

Work related problems for Madame Tussaud

"There you go kid. If you have a monster he can't get out now."

'Prophetic dream, no chance! You lying on a plate, surrounded by vegetables? That can only be symbolic.'

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

"I'd like to extend a special welcome to those of you who are joining us for the first time, as part of a nightmare you're having."

You Are Here on the wiring diagram

For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Evolution explained.