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Trumped by Semniotics

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Peace Locked in a Cage

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

'Here you are, Simmons!'

Infographics: the early years.

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

New life (organ donation)

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"No Jenkins, that's NOT a sales graph - it's my salary increase."

"And that was just your sudoku chart."

IKEA Book

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

The Kiss - Two pieces of a jigsaw embracing .

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

'Happiness isn't really the point any more - I'm the Bluebird of COMPLIANCE.'

"Don't even start, Claire. You knew I was a snake when you took me in."

'Well, I just met the girl of my dreams -- you know, the kind you have when you eat anchovy pizza right before bed.'

'Go out there and carry an olive branch, son, but don't expect too much.'

'Prophetic dream, no chance! You lying on a plate, surrounded by vegetables? That can only be symbolic.'

Two doves hold heart of peace.

'...we were able to hide some rather significant losses.'

Phoenix

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

Work related problems for Madame Tussaud

Mon is reading by the light of the eye of providence.

"There you go kid. If you have a monster he can't get out now."

Maze of legalities.