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'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Don't even dream of parking here.

The dream was a little hard to follow â€" but the closed captioning helped.

Last chance for dream analysis.

'I don't think he's sleeping, I think he's faking.'

'Last night I dreamt that the number on your back was your pin code.'

I wore my glasses to bed so I could see what I was dreaming.

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"I just had a remake of a nightmare I had as a child. The special effects were much scarier."

"Man! I gotta stop snacking on that devil's food cake before bedtime!"

"You don't want to cross me, Smith... I'll be your WORST nightmare!"

"I just had a horrible dream - I was wallowing in apple sauce."

"I had the left dream again last night - where I wait forever for help to arrive, and when it does, he has no idea what to do."

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

Work related problems for Madame Tussaud

"I had a dream I died and came back in a toasted sesame seed bun!"

"I keep hoping this is all just a dress rehearsal."

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

Office Dilemma

Dreams of Grandeur

Birdcage

'Well, I just met the girl of my dreams -- you know, the kind you have when you eat anchovy pizza right before bed.'

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

"There you go kid. If you have a monster he can't get out now."

'Prophetic dream, no chance! You lying on a plate, surrounded by vegetables? That can only be symbolic.'

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.

You look terrible. I had a crazy dream then couldn't sleep. In my dream, Anderson Cooper was doing a special report on me. He described me as a materialistic jerk trying to compensate for my failures by buying stuff. See, the media does get some stuff right. Insult to insomnia.

Bank. I dreamed last night that I was back in high school, and I forgot my locker combination.

Dog Nightmares

What else is there to wish for?

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'