Dream Decipherers T-Shirts

"I'd like to extend a special welcome to those of you who are joining us for the first time, as part of a nightmare you're having."

'I had a nightmare last night. And when I woke up this morning, it was lying next to me.'

What else is there to wish for?

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

Paw readings

See that leg? He's dreaming of chasing rabbits.

"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

A dream of consequence

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

"Can I get back to you, I'm trapped in an idea"

"Please, no! Not the pit of people endlessly describing their dreams in great detail!"

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

A workaholic's dream.

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

'Okay, whatever you do, don't follow THOSE dreams.'

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'