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"I'd like to extend a special welcome to those of you who are joining us for the first time, as part of a nightmare you're having."

'I had a nightmare last night. And when I woke up this morning, it was lying next to me.'

Dog Nightmares

What else is there to wish for?

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."

Paw readings

Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer

See that leg? He's dreaming of chasing rabbits.

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

A dream of consequence

Tonight's Lecture: Eastern Mystical Approaches to Dream Interpretation. Yin-Yang Jung.

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

Ok, ok, last page.

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"Can I get back to you, I'm trapped in an idea"

"Please, no! Not the pit of people endlessly describing their dreams in great detail!"

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

'Okay, whatever you do, don't follow THOSE dreams.'

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"