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Sheep Nightmares

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

i-teddy

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

Binary Man

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Keep on Truckin.

See that leg? He's dreaming of chasing rabbits.

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"What's that you're reading?"

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

The Personal ATM

Paw readings

Man and Machine snoozing