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'Last night I dreamed that I had six-pack abs... Then I woke up screaming.'

David's worst fear is realized when his recurring nightmare of showing up to class naked comes to pass.

'Our grant money is due in today and I had a dream last night that it would be small.'

Dog Nightmares

What else is there to wish for?

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

Paw readings

Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer

See that leg? He's dreaming of chasing rabbits.

"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

Tonight's Lecture: Eastern Mystical Approaches to Dream Interpretation. Yin-Yang Jung.

Ok, ok, last page.

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

A dream of consequence

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"Can I get back to you, I'm trapped in an idea"

"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?"

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

You will awake to discover a dream come true.