Dream Decipher Pillows

'Last night I dreamed that I had six-pack abs... Then I woke up screaming.'

'Our grant money is due in today and I had a dream last night that it would be small.'

What else is there to wish for?

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."

Paw readings

See that leg? He's dreaming of chasing rabbits.

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

A dream of consequence

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"Can I get back to you, I'm trapped in an idea"

"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?"

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

"Please, no! Not the pit of people endlessly describing their dreams in great detail!"

'Okay, whatever you do, don't follow THOSE dreams.'

A workaholic's dream.

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."