Dream Interpretation T-Shirts

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

"It's that same dream, where I'm drowning in a bowl of noodles."

"Why aren't you wearing any pants?"

'I had that dream again, the one where I couldn't breathe.'

Don't even dream of parking here.

While dreaming, Beethoven sees the future and loses hope,

'Last night I dreamed that I had six-pack abs... Then I woke up screaming.'

Desert hallucination

'I dreamed I was flying. I was flying over a statue of mother.'

Dog Nightmares

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

'You say that you dreamt you got a job here?... And in your dream did you have a better CV than this?'

"I had that dream again. I was chasing a rabbit through a field. What do you think it means?"

'You were right, never wake a sleepwalker, that was delicious.'

Fireman's Dreams

I'll better stop watching horror movies before I go to bed... My dreamcatcher exploded!'

'I had an awful dream that I was walking through town with trousers on ...'

'I dream about eating all the time -- I think it's psychosomatic fat.'

Fast Track

'I'm leaving you! I had a dream last night that you're having an affair!'

'There are bankers under my bed.'

'How many times do I have to tell you? Only wake me up if he has an Orwellian nightmare. I don't need to know about the other kinds.'

"Excuse me, sir - do you have a minute to listen to the dream I had last night?"

'THAT was weird -- I dreamed I woke up next to Suzanne Pleshette!'

'Our grant money is due in today and I had a dream last night that it would be small.'

'I dreamt about you again last night. You were a big bronze statue.'

'I keep having this recurring nightmare that you make more money than I do.'

Nightmares.

'Now I'm getting those 'Psychic Pal' commercials when I dream!'

'Last night I dreamt that the number on your back was your pin code.'

'If you dream it, you can fly. Of course, I only mean that figuratively. Do you know what 'figuratively' means Johnny? ... Johnny?'

'No, you weren't in my dream last night, but I'm sure that nubile blond dancer was symbolic of you.'

'My dream was in Arabic.'

"Wake up, Jane! There's a giant talking squirrel at the end of your bed!"

"How long have you had this nightmare of being shot down by a beagle on a flying doghouse, Herr Von Richthofen?"