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"Call me a dreamer, but I see a world in which I give speeches without pants and find myself in the final exam of courses I never signed up for."

What else is there to wish for?

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

See that leg? He's dreaming of chasing rabbits.

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

A dream of consequence

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?"

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

'Typical phallic egocentrism!'

"Please, no! Not the pit of people endlessly describing their dreams in great detail!"

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

"Get dressed and sculpt something already."

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'