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Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

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Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Frederic Chopin

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"Caricatures $20"

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

'Typical phallic egocentrism!'

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

Second Thoughts Wedding

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

'It's a recurring dream: I'm in a big room, being ignored by a whole lot of politicians...'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'