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Dog Nightmares

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

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Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Frederic Chopin

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

"Caricatures $20"

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

Signing the declaration of independence.

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

'Typical phallic egocentrism!'

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.

"Last week, when I was telling you about my Lou Ferrigno dream, were you fighting off a yawn? Do you go to therapy? What would you do if I touched your ear? Yes or no—am I insane?"

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

'It's a recurring dream: I'm in a big room, being ignored by a whole lot of politicians...'

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'