Dream Interpretation Mugs

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

"It's that same dream, where I'm drowning in a bowl of noodles."

'Last night I dreamed that I had six-pack abs... Then I woke up screaming.'

While dreaming, Beethoven sees the future and loses hope,

'I had that dream again, the one where I couldn't breathe.'

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

Desert hallucination

'I dreamed I was flying. I was flying over a statue of mother.'

'You say that you dreamt you got a job here?... And in your dream did you have a better CV than this?'

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

"Excuse me, sir - do you have a minute to listen to the dream I had last night?"

Siggy

"Wow! Wait'll I tell Dr. Feldman about this dream!"

"What a nightmare. I dreamt that gradually, imperceptibly, and inexorably the natural reservoirs of moisture in my skin were drying up."

I Dreamt I was Sitting in on a National Security Council Meeting

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

Counting Sheep

"I have this recurring dream where I leave my wife and run off with one of my graduate students. What do you think it means?"

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"It was so scary. I, I dreamed it was January … 2020!"

"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?"

"Don't be ridiculous, there is no such thing as humans."

"Oh no, is this the 'Zoo on Another Planet' dream again?"

"How much should we f**k with her tonight?"

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"Please, no! Not the pit of people endlessly describing their dreams in great detail!"

A dream of consequence

"Bittersweet dreams, small side of regrets, and a nice slice of moving on."

"I've just had the most horrible dream!"

"I was at the office and everything was normal... until I got up during the meeting to give a presentation and I realized I wasn't wearing a mask!"

'Prophetic dream, no chance! You lying on a plate, surrounded by vegetables? That can only be symbolic.'

I had a dream about climbing Everest. - 'Did you reach the summit?' - 'No, I got halfway up and then clung to a rock.' - 'I see. Then what?' - 'Then my sherpa said that I was too heavy to carry any further.' - 'Figures'