Dream Studies Mugs

'As soon as she's out zap her with the brain probe!'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

Swinging on a star.

"Make a lot of money."

Continuing education.

Dog Nightmares

Exam

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

What else is there to wish for?

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

The star hunters

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'So what are you studying, young man?'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

Shelter Cat Nap

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

The Snooze Bar.

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

Electric Blanket.