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'As soon as she's out zap her with the brain probe!'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

Swinging on a star.

"Make a lot of money."

Continuing education.

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

Exam

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

What else is there to wish for?

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

The star hunters

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

Shelter Cat Nap

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

Electric Blanket.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'