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"How much should we f**k with her tonight?"

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

What else is there to wish for?

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

See that leg? He's dreaming of chasing rabbits.

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

Tonight's Lecture: Eastern Mystical Approaches to Dream Interpretation. Yin-Yang Jung.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

When lice dream.

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

"Another nightmare?"

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

"Please, no! Not the pit of people endlessly describing their dreams in great detail!"

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

'Last night Warren Buffett came to me in a dream and whispered in my ear, but it was just sexual.'

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Then the tree walked away, and I said good-bye to it... what a dumb dream... whose idea was it to analyse my ideas.

Sigmund Freud.

Dreaming about work is not necessarily bad...unless it always occurs at work.

'Last night I dreamt in widescreen and colour, with director's commentary and added extras.'

"I had that dream again where I kill my Shrink."