Dream Expert T-Shirts

Sheep counting humans to get to sleep.

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

See that leg? He's dreaming of chasing rabbits.

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

A dream of consequence

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

When lice dream.

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

"Please, no! Not the pit of people endlessly describing their dreams in great detail!"

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

'Okay, whatever you do, don't follow THOSE dreams.'

"Another nightmare?"

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

Riding the statue.

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

A workaholic's dream.

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'Last night Warren Buffett came to me in a dream and whispered in my ear, but it was just sexual.'

The great slingshot of Mongolia.

"Yeah, we're pretty freaked out too."

Then the tree walked away, and I said good-bye to it... what a dumb dream... whose idea was it to analyse my ideas.

'They call this the theatre of dreams.'

Dreaming about work is not necessarily bad...unless it always occurs at work.