Dream Expert Gifts

Sheep counting humans to get to sleep.

Dog Nightmares

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

See that leg? He's dreaming of chasing rabbits.

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

A dream of consequence

Tonight's Lecture: Eastern Mystical Approaches to Dream Interpretation. Yin-Yang Jung.

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

When lice dream.

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

"Another nightmare?"

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

A workaholic's dream.

'Okay, whatever you do, don't follow THOSE dreams.'

"Please, no! Not the pit of people endlessly describing their dreams in great detail!"

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

Riding the statue.

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'Last night Warren Buffett came to me in a dream and whispered in my ear, but it was just sexual.'

The great slingshot of Mongolia.

"Yeah, we're pretty freaked out too."

Then the tree walked away, and I said good-bye to it... what a dumb dream... whose idea was it to analyse my ideas.

'They call this the theatre of dreams.'

'There are bankers under my bed.'