Dream Psychologist Gifts

"How much should we f**k with her tonight?"

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

What else is there to wish for?

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

See that leg? He's dreaming of chasing rabbits.

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

When lice dream.

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

"Please, no! Not the pit of people endlessly describing their dreams in great detail!"

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

"Another nightmare?"

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

'Last night Warren Buffett came to me in a dream and whispered in my ear, but it was just sexual.'

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Then the tree walked away, and I said good-bye to it... what a dumb dream... whose idea was it to analyse my ideas.

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

'There are bankers under my bed.'

'Last night I dreamt in widescreen and colour, with director's commentary and added extras.'

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'