Dream Researcher Gifts

Don't even dream of parking here.

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

Good luck in your A Levels.

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

Tonight's Lecture: Eastern Mystical Approaches to Dream Interpretation. Yin-Yang Jung.

Ok, ok, last page.

A dream of consequence

When lice dream.

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

Johannes Kepler

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

'Okay, whatever you do, don't follow THOSE dreams.'

"Another nightmare?"

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

"Please, no! Not the pit of people endlessly describing their dreams in great detail!"

A workaholic's dream.

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'Last night Warren Buffett came to me in a dream and whispered in my ear, but it was just sexual.'

"Yeah, we're pretty freaked out too."

Then the tree walked away, and I said good-bye to it... what a dumb dream... whose idea was it to analyse my ideas.

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'They call this the theatre of dreams.'