Dream Researcher Gifts

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

Good luck in your A Levels.

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

A dream of consequence

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

When lice dream.

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

"Please, no! Not the pit of people endlessly describing their dreams in great detail!"

"Another nightmare?"

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

Johannes Kepler

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

'Okay, whatever you do, don't follow THOSE dreams.'

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

A workaholic's dream.

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'Last night Warren Buffett came to me in a dream and whispered in my ear, but it was just sexual.'

"Yeah, we're pretty freaked out too."

Then the tree walked away, and I said good-bye to it... what a dumb dream... whose idea was it to analyse my ideas.

'They call this the theatre of dreams.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"