Dream Seeker Gifts

Insomniac counting sheep

'... and if you have the time, please cleanse my portfolio.'

"Not able to sleep?"

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

Cow hitch-hiking to Greener Pastures.

Can't sleep?

'Didn't do much with your life after leaving school did you Simikins?'

'Really! - you have an aim in life - how quaint!'

In search of the American dream...

"So, when are you going to give up this fantasy and get a real job, Son?"

"Ahhh... close enough."

Remote control pirate bully

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The fate of the emigrant

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

The experienced backpacker.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Easter Island legs

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Reach for the Star.

Tourists

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Desert Island Meals.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Beach con-man.

'Cannonball!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Look what I found, dad!"

Sauvignon Bonk

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.