Fantasy Seekers Gifts

'I wonder what is going to happen?'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Toadstools

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Late BroomStick

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Desert Island BBQ

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

ET Mishap

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Where the wild things were."