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'I wonder what is going to happen?'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Toadstools

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

ET Mishap

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Late BroomStick

Desert Island BBQ

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Where the wild things were."

"Early model of baggage claim"

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."