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Dog with recurring nightmare.

"Hey...is this a dream?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

ET Mishap

Late BroomStick

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"Where the wild things were."

"What the hell took so long?"

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

The Beard in the Stone

Birds Following Witch.

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Phoenix

"Shall I let them breathe."

'I think they're up to something.'

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

"I always knew you'd come back."