Dream Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Dog with recurring nightmare.

"Hey...is this a dream?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Late BroomStick

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

ET Mishap

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Home Sweet Home

"Where the wild things were."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"What the hell took so long?"

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

The Beard in the Stone

Birds Following Witch.

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

'I think they're up to something.'

Phoenix

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

"Shall I let them breathe."

"I always knew you'd come back."