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The grass is always greener.

"I was just talking to Charlie Rose in my head."

"A penny for your thoughts."

"I wonder if I could get a job doing this?"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Raincloud Umbrella

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Swiss army knife

Primitive magician

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Save the unicorn.

Stonehenge Explained

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Fishing for Birds

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'Look man, no wings!'

"Who ordered a pizza?"

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Hot Air Balloon

Gremlins 47

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be