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'Last night Warren Buffett came to me in a dream and whispered in my ear, but it was just sexual.'

Pesach Nightmares

'It's driving me crazy. I keep having this recurring dream about discovering a terrific tax gimmick and then I wake up before it's revealed to me.'

Then the tree walked away, and I said good-bye to it... what a dumb dream... whose idea was it to analyse my ideas.

"Why aren't you wearing any pants?"

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

'I had that dream again, the one where I couldn't breathe.'

When lice dream.

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While dreaming, Beethoven sees the future and loses hope,

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"I had that dream again last night, where they upgraded the radar I've been managing to stay under."

'Now I'm getting those 'Psychic Pal' commercials when I dream!'

In jail dreaming of a key/release

'THAT was weird -- I dreamed I woke up next to Suzanne Pleshette!'

Antique Show Piggy

Eskimo Dream

Dogs viewing human in sleep lab, 'It looks like he's chasing something.'

'It was terrible, I was in a pit with thousands of plague infested rats crawling all over me!'

'No, you weren't in my dream last night, but I'm sure that nubile blond dancer was symbolic of you.'

Is there anything more boring than hearing humans talk about their flying dreams.

Working For Coconuts

'I dreamt I was tweeting about my insomnia all night.'

'Sorry to disappoint you, but being a self-confessed 'lazy bastard'...'

"Anymore, I'm appearing in only small secondary rolls in my dreams."

"Don't mind me - I sometimes wake up in her dreams."

"I wake up with the same nightmare for the last 20 years, and here he is."

"And the dream ended when I lifted my leg and everyone turned to look and I realized I was naked. But I guess that last part's pretty normal."

'Of course I'm confused, I keep dreaming I'm an insomniac.'

Counting Sheep

Dreams and analyses.

Dreams I have had and analysed.

"Another nightmare?"

"Please, no! Not the pit of people endlessly describing their dreams in great detail!"

Tonight's Lecture: Eastern Mystical Approaches to Dream Interpretation. Yin-Yang Jung.