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“Nightmare on Pine Street...”

Dog Recurring Nightmare.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Dog Nightmares

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

Tonight's Lecture: Eastern Mystical Approaches to Dream Interpretation. Yin-Yang Jung.

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

When lice dream.

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

"Please, no! Not the pit of people endlessly describing their dreams in great detail!"

"Another nightmare?"

'Last night Warren Buffett came to me in a dream and whispered in my ear, but it was just sexual.'

Then the tree walked away, and I said good-bye to it... what a dumb dream... whose idea was it to analyse my ideas.

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'

"Anymore, I'm appearing in only small secondary rolls in my dreams."

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

'I had that dream again, the one where I couldn't breathe.'

'Of course I'm confused, I keep dreaming I'm an insomniac.'

Wordplay: Mind Games.

'That's what I wanted to ask you about.'

"You say: It's nothing more than jealousy inspired backstabbing. I say: It's the fourth report of butt-sniffing I've had this week."

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When sleeping dogs are left to lie.

'It's driving me crazy. I keep having this recurring dream about discovering a terrific tax gimmick and then I wake up before it's revealed to me.'

"Why aren't you wearing any pants?"