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“Nightmare on Pine Street...”

Dog Recurring Nightmare.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

When lice dream.

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"Please, no! Not the pit of people endlessly describing their dreams in great detail!"

"Another nightmare?"

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

'Last night Warren Buffett came to me in a dream and whispered in my ear, but it was just sexual.'

Then the tree walked away, and I said good-bye to it... what a dumb dream... whose idea was it to analyse my ideas.

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'

"Anymore, I'm appearing in only small secondary rolls in my dreams."

'I had that dream again, the one where I couldn't breathe.'

When sleeping dogs are left to lie.

Wordplay: Mind Games.

'Of course I'm confused, I keep dreaming I'm an insomniac.'

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'That's what I wanted to ask you about.'

"You say: It's nothing more than jealousy inspired backstabbing. I say: It's the fourth report of butt-sniffing I've had this week."

'It's driving me crazy. I keep having this recurring dream about discovering a terrific tax gimmick and then I wake up before it's revealed to me.'

'I'm a good ape, but I've never really been a great ape.'

'According to my owner, buying this home was cheaper than building me one.'