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"...and when did you first start thinking you were Napoleon's dog?"

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Cat king.

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

'Let's get a kitty.'

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'

"When I was a girl, I went horseback riding every day!"

Big Bark Theory (canine version of the origin of the universe)

Dreaming pets.

When sleeping dogs are left to lie.

'According to my owner, buying this home was cheaper than building me one.'

Dogs at the vets - "What exactly does 'being seen to' mean?"

"Aw, so cute - scooter's running in his sleep again."

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

"After a long career of eating his homework, I've retired as a consultant to his paper shredder."

"Do you see a puppy following me home in the future?"

'I can't tell if it's an obscene phone call or one of your friends panting.'

“Nightmare on Pine Street...”

"Sniff, sniff, NICE! Smells like butt!"

"Oh look. He must be chasing again."

"In heaven we're all Border Collies."

When Dachshunds dream.

That's silly - how many people own invisible dogs?

"After dropping out of obedience school, my life just went downhill..."

'If this were really heaven there would be fire hydrants.'

"It's me, Jess from college. I hang-glided into a mountainside earlier and for some reason I'd really like to chase a frisbee right now."

"Look, here's one that comes with batteries."