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'Nice fetch.'

Skeleton playing fetch.

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

'Grrrr....'

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'

Dinosaur Pet Stores

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

Big Bark Theory (canine version of the origin of the universe)

When sleeping dogs are left to lie.

'According to my owner, buying this home was cheaper than building me one.'

Dogs at the vets - "What exactly does 'being seen to' mean?"

Cat builds a castle in it's litter tray.

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

"Do you see a puppy following me home in the future?"

"After a long career of eating his homework, I've retired as a consultant to his paper shredder."

'I can't tell if it's an obscene phone call or one of your friends panting.'

"Oh look. He must be chasing again."

'Do we accept smelly bacon bones as payment?'

When Dachshunds dream.

That's silly - how many people own invisible dogs?

"After dropping out of obedience school, my life just went downhill..."

A man and his dog

Robot cleaning up after robot dog.

"No, nothing wrong. Just helps me focus on what's important."

Rex talks about his life goals.

Dog Magic Tricks

"...and when did you first start thinking you were Napoleon's dog?"