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"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

PET THEORIES

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"Okay, you can keep 'em, but if they grow any bigger, they'll have to sleep in the kitchen."

Cat king.

Hyenas as Pets

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

'Let's get a kitty.'

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

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"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

A day in the life of a dog.

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

Keep Off The Hay

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

Cindy had asked Santa for a puppy this Christmas...maybe, just maybe he'd been listening...?

When Pugs dream.

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

Pavlov's Dream.

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

"My teacher gives out a lot of homework. I hope I get a dog for Christmas."