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A day in the life of a dog.

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

PET THEORIES

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

Dogs can dream too.

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

Cat king.

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"Yeah but when will she be home?"

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

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When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

The brain of a dog.

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

Keep Off The Hay

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

'Just as I suspected. The wormhole is located behind the Dog Star.'

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

Dog's Loo

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'