Dog-owning Dreamer Mugs

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

PET THEORIES

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Cat king.

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

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When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

Hyenas as Pets

'Let's get a kitty.'

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

A day in the life of a dog.

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

Keep Off The Hay

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

When Pugs dream.

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

Cindy had asked Santa for a puppy this Christmas...maybe, just maybe he'd been listening...?

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

Pavlov's Dream.

"My teacher gives out a lot of homework. I hope I get a dog for Christmas."

"Talking's ok but to me walking on your hind legs is simply taking anthropomorphism a bit too far."