Dog-minded Dreamers Pillows

"...and when did you first start thinking you were Napoleon's dog?"

Dog Nightmares

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Cat king.

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

'Let's get a kitty.'

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

"When I was a girl, I went horseback riding every day!"

Big Bark Theory (canine version of the origin of the universe)

When sleeping dogs are left to lie.

Dreaming pets.

'According to my owner, buying this home was cheaper than building me one.'

"Aw, so cute - scooter's running in his sleep again."

Dogs running in their dreams

Dogs at the vets - "What exactly does 'being seen to' mean?"

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

"After a long career of eating his homework, I've retired as a consultant to his paper shredder."

"Do you see a puppy following me home in the future?"

'I can't tell if it's an obscene phone call or one of your friends panting.'

“Nightmare on Pine Street...”

"Sniff, sniff, NICE! Smells like butt!"

"Oh look. He must be chasing again."

"In heaven we're all Border Collies."

When Dachshunds dream.

That's silly - how many people own invisible dogs?

"After dropping out of obedience school, my life just went downhill..."

No caption. (Sheep dog dreams of getting sheep that is out of bounds to jump over barrier and join the other fence.)

'If this were really heaven there would be fire hydrants.'

"Look, here's one that comes with batteries."