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Dog Dreams

Dog Nightmares

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

PET THEORIES

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"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

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When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

A day in the life of a dog.

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

Keep Off The Hay

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'