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'Mr. Scrooge, I think we should talk a bit more about this dream you had...'

"Well, I do have this recurring dream that one day I might see some results."

Trilby - 'An Incubus'

'As soon as she's out zap her with the brain probe!'

'I have a recurring dream in which my debtors meet my creditors and decide to cut out the middle man!'

'I'd give this stupid dream a 'D'.'

'Last night I dreamt in widescreen and colour, with director's commentary and added extras.'

'I had that dream where I go out in public without my hairpiece again.'

Sigmund Freud.

The next morning Stevie decided to lay off the anchovies,

'There are bankers under my bed.'

'It was horrible! — I dreamed that the Bushes and Clintons intermarried!'

'It's a common hibernation nightmare, You wake up lying next to Ted Nugent,'

Psychiatrist catches patient's hallucination.

Deep Dream: "But I am a dog with eyes."

"Look, Phil...how precious...good ol' Spot must be dreaming of running and playing with you."

"Whoa, deja  vu!"

"I had that dream again where I kill my Shrink."

"I'm having these weird dreams about medical professionals delivering babies. . ."

"It's that dream again where I'm being chased by an old guy in a white suit who thinks he's a colonel."

See that leg? He's dreaming of chasing rabbits.

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

'Well, I just met the girl of my dreams -- you know, the kind you have when you eat anchovy pizza right before bed.'

'...Phew! I just had a terrible nightmare - someone put me amongst some pigeons!'

"I've just had the most horrible dream!"

The only good thing about my recurring nightmare is that it's slightly better than my recurring days.

Last night I dreamed I was lying on a beach with Sandra Dee, and a big lifeguard asked to see my beach tag. I didn

I have a recurring dream, Dr. Kapuchnik. Is it a dirty recurring dream? No. Can you make it dirty?

If he had a nightmare, let him crawl in bed with us. Ok. But we don't have children.

It's just a dream. Tonight, a special report. I'm asleep. We explore the fragile psyche of Rudy Park. Wake up, Rudy. What turned this ordinary guy into a materialistic, iPhone obsessed lunatic? iPhone? Sponsored by Apple.

U. Failure, scum. You wear the red letter! Red letter? U? I don't understand. Unprofitable. I'm branded! Noooooooo!

I can't decide if your recurring dream about the Hindenburg indicates a preoccupation with death or phallic symbols. I was hoping it just indicted a preoccupation with hydrogen-filled zeppelins.

Person thinking about Trump whilst he's trying to count sheep.

Trump's wall.