Dream Analyzer T-Shirts

'Mr. Scrooge, I think we should talk a bit more about this dream you had...'

"Well, I do have this recurring dream that one day I might see some results."

Trilby - 'An Incubus'

'As soon as she's out zap her with the brain probe!'

'I have a recurring dream in which my debtors meet my creditors and decide to cut out the middle man!'

'I'd give this stupid dream a 'D'.'

'Last night I dreamt in widescreen and colour, with director's commentary and added extras.'

'I had that dream where I go out in public without my hairpiece again.'

Sigmund Freud.

The next morning Stevie decided to lay off the anchovies,

'There are bankers under my bed.'

'It was horrible! — I dreamed that the Bushes and Clintons intermarried!'

Psychiatrist catches patient's hallucination.

"Look, Phil...how precious...good ol' Spot must be dreaming of running and playing with you."

"Whoa, deja  vu!"

"I had that dream again where I kill my Shrink."

"I'm having these weird dreams about medical professionals delivering babies. . ."

See that leg? He's dreaming of chasing rabbits.

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

'Well, I just met the girl of my dreams -- you know, the kind you have when you eat anchovy pizza right before bed.'

'...Phew! I just had a terrible nightmare - someone put me amongst some pigeons!'

"I've just had the most horrible dream!"

Person thinking about Trump whilst he's trying to count sheep.

Trump's wall.