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"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

What else is there to wish for?

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

Paw readings

See that leg? He's dreaming of chasing rabbits.

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

A dream of consequence

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

Confirmation Bias

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

When lice dream.

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

'Okay, whatever you do, don't follow THOSE dreams.'

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

"Another nightmare?"

"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?"

A workaholic's dream.

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."