Dream Analyser Gifts

"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."

What else is there to wish for?

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

See that leg? He's dreaming of chasing rabbits.

Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

Paw readings

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

Tonight's Lecture: Eastern Mystical Approaches to Dream Interpretation. Yin-Yang Jung.

A dream of consequence

Confirmation Bias

When lice dream.

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?"

'Okay, whatever you do, don't follow THOSE dreams.'

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

A workaholic's dream.

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

"Another nightmare?"

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'