Dream Analysis Gifts

"Last night I dreamed in e-mail."

"I dreamed I was being chased by a giant standardized test."

'Last night Warren Buffett came to me in a dream and whispered in my ear, but it was just sexual.'

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"I'd like to extend a special welcome to those of you who are joining us for the first time, as part of a nightmare you're having."

"Well, I do have this recurring dream that one day I might see some results."

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Then the tree walked away, and I said good-bye to it... what a dumb dream... whose idea was it to analyse my ideas.

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

Hacked Dreams

What else is there to wish for?

'I dreamed that Sigmund Freud broke in here and kicked you in the nuts.'

'I get this awful dream where I'm walking down the street - Completely clothed!'

'I had a really embarrassing dream last night. I was walking around in public, with all my clothes on.'

Last chance for dream analysis.

The dream was a little hard to follow â€" but the closed captioning helped.

'Maybe you should see a doctor about your nightmares, Harold.'

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

'I can understand my mother and my first-grade teacher being there, but there's also a TV announcer who does dog commercials and a second-string catcher for the Detroit Tigers.'

Surprisingly enough, the act of upholstering a sofa is symbolic for the act of upholstering a sofa.

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

"Have you ever had that dream, where you're falling and you wonder what would happen if you hit the ground before you wake up?"

'Talk about embarrassing! -- I dreamed last night that I was walking around here in my underwear!'

I have these recurring dreams that I'm completely naked in a field!

Dreaming about work is not necessarily bad...unless it always occurs at work.

Brain Traffic.

'Do you mind if I stretch out on the couch while you're talking about your dreams?'

How to save mankind...

"The idea is to have a dream before you get here."

"It's that same old dream, the one that starts out with the axe murder."

"Lately I've been dreaming that the squirrels are chasing me."

"I had the left dream again last night - where I wait forever for help to arrive, and when it does, he has no idea what to do."

"Young lady... does your mother know you have dreams like that?"