Dream Analyzers Gifts

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

Stranded Chickens meeting Fox,"Is this your dream or our nightmare?"

Dog Nightmares

What else is there to wish for?

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

See that leg? He's dreaming of chasing rabbits.

Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer

"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

Tonight's Lecture: Eastern Mystical Approaches to Dream Interpretation. Yin-Yang Jung.

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

A dream of consequence

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

When lice dream.

Confirmation Bias

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

A workaholic's dream.

"Please, no! Not the pit of people endlessly describing their dreams in great detail!"

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

'Okay, whatever you do, don't follow THOSE dreams.'