Dream Analyzers Mugs

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

Stranded Chickens meeting Fox,"Is this your dream or our nightmare?"

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

What else is there to wish for?

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."

See that leg? He's dreaming of chasing rabbits.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

A dream of consequence

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

When lice dream.

Confirmation Bias

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"Another nightmare?"

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

"Please, no! Not the pit of people endlessly describing their dreams in great detail!"

A workaholic's dream.

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

'Okay, whatever you do, don't follow THOSE dreams.'

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'