Stress Dream Analyst Mugs

"My biggest fear is having, like, five final exams on the same day. What's your biggest fear about school, Gracie?"

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

What else is there to wish for?

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

Indecision and Outrage Trays

"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."

See that leg? He's dreaming of chasing rabbits.

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"With great power comes great, great stress."

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

When lice dream.

'You need some stress.'

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

"No, mom. . . it was last winter when I was skating on thin ice. This spring I'm just walking a fine line."

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

"Please, no! Not the pit of people endlessly describing their dreams in great detail!"

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

"Another nightmare?"

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

'Was it the beaver dream again?'