Stress Analyst Mugs

Strain of negotiation

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

Indecision and Outrage Trays

"Dude. You seem tense."

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

Hypochondria Hospital

"With great power comes great, great stress."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"I have had three work-related heart attacks, witch shows you that I care about my job."

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

'You need some stress.'

"No, mom. . . it was last winter when I was skating on thin ice. This spring I'm just walking a fine line."

"We don't have a gym, but the boss keeps you on your toes."

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

"Try to work harder, Moorhead. You'll feel better for it."

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"I think it's the road to Stressville...."

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

Death from Overwork.

'Could you put a little more effort into that 'IN' box of yours?'

"We've made such good progress with your stress management levels, that I feel able to risk a small setback."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."